February 2012
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Broken-hearted Discussion
“Do you know what it’s like?” he asked, looking down at the candle like it held all the answers to life. The light that flickered off of it illuminated his pale face all the more, making shadows dance back and forth, giving him a sinister sort of look. “To what?” she prodded, having lost their train of conversation. It had gotten quiet and had been for a few more minutes than she was comfortable...
Feb 23rd
kittykeoko: cutelilmidget: il mio ex fidanzato mi ha chiesto di avere dei figli con lui … does this mean you’re possessed miranda? oAo 
Feb 23rd
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Have you heard that Viagra and coffee joke?
That was what I got asked after punching in this guy’s order. This elderly guy, friendly face, salt and pepper hair, kinda short and thin. Basically the joke went: (and not in the exact words) A woman went to the doctor and told him that there was a problem with her husband. He had low libido.  The doctor replied, “Well, we have cures for that. Viagra, Cialis, all that.” ...
Feb 21st
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Feb 18th
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oceanumbrellas asked: Hey Jashi-butt, I love ya even if I fall asleep a lot. Hopefully I'll be traveling a little this summer. I like my Green Tea frappes without whip cream. ;D Demand lots of love from the Chicken, and have an awesome Valentine's Day. <3 - R
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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I could be your perfect disaster
you could be my ever after
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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Hmm... Almost V-day so... Requests?
Too much thinking. I need to get some drawing done. Any lovey dovey sketch requests? I’mma take a few 8U. Maybe between your oTPs, or just something ya’ll wanna see from me. 
Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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WatchWatch
reaill: tyleroakley: I usually hate street performers. Unless they’re good. Like this guy.  wow shivers. good shivers all over.
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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kittykeoko: jashiku replied to your photo: One of these things is not like the others. LOL love the contrast. It’s like you’re forcing yourself to smile for the first three, then the last panel you’re just like ‘SCREW IT ALL’ “Oh yeah”  “I love you guys so much”  “really-“ “nope- “ rotfl LOLOL accurate
Jan 30th
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served someone who was reading Storm of Swords
me: so who's your favourite character?
customer: hard to say. they keep on dying.
me: ....true.
customer: I like the direwolves.
Jan 26th
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just conversation i overhear
woman: oh hey, I like your hair.
man: Yeah?
woman: Yeah, looks really nice. It turns me on. -laughs-
man: Oh? Maybe I should get your number then. -chuckles-
woman: Maybe I'll give it to you later. -laughs more- Well, this is my stop.
man: Nice meeting you.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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i am sorry. my fandom love is on hold for tonight....
infinitymax: rukawagf: If everyone donates $5 to chibi.coco@gmail.com or $10…. she can have a surgery and live. The goal is $30,000. This is an EMERGENCY and she’ll need the money ASAP (like possibly even THIS WEEKEND ASAP) I apologize for the spam but to me it’s important.  More information on why she needs the money is here. If you can’t donate, please help signal boost this guys....
Jan 25th
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